NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2011 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand eleven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-fifth.
BARACK OBAMA
Holy fucking shit our president is awesome.
I can’t wait to see the rude comments everyone is going to make about this…
“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO ARE PRIVILEGED EVERYDAY?! WHY DON’T WE GET A SPECIAL DAY?! FUCK YOU, BARACK OBAMA. WE’RE SPECIAL TOO. YOU’RE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER. WHERE’S BUSH WHEN YOU NEED HIM!?!?!?!?!? I TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO RUIN THE WORLD?~!!!!!!11 CUZ ALL THIS IS GUNNA DO IS RUIN THE WORLD AND TURN EVERYONE GAY!!!!!!”
Obviously, I’m kidding. I’m glad this is happening.